It's cutting them loose and having the pack run the rabbit until it gives up and goes in a hole or gets caught. And although the dogs usually don't catch it, they run like they want to. Just me and my pack of hounds, in any condition, on any day, in the roughest places I can find . . .

Saturday, December 22, 2012

What's Up with These Solo Guys?

I just saw another post from some expert giving advise to solo dogs.  What is it about these guys?  They seem to believe every problem with every dog can be solved by soloing it.  

Have fleas?   No problem, just solo your dog, Seven Dust and the fleas will all fly away.

Have a tape worm problem?  Just take your dog, Happy Jack out by himself and they will be expelled.    

Does your dog bark in the kennel?  It is surely because you are running your hound, Little Yacky too much in a pack and he is starting to like barking.

Your dog can't get a check?  His confidence is down.  Old ATM needs time by himself.

Your dog Missy gets out of the pen?  She just wants to have some time alone.

Is mange making your dog miserable.   Just solo your dog, Tender Skin and he will be hairy in no time.

Your good dog can't jump rabbits?  He is waiting on the other dogs.  Stander needs all the pressure on him and then he will find every rabbit in the state.

Judges at trials hate you?  Being alone with your pet, Groucho will help you realize you are both losers and it won't be a problem ever again.

Your female won't come in heat?  Run Ice Cold alone and she will be lonesome and want a male.  She will be in heat in no time.

Your truck broke down?  If you solo your dog, Weak Sister, soon he will be strong enough to pull it.

Your wife isn't friendly?  Solo your dog, Pervo.  It will come home and feel so good about itself, it will be more friendly, lick your wife all over.  She will be overcome with joy and even you will look good to her.

Your boss hates you?   No problem.  Solo your dog, Lazy Boy and you will find a whole new love for life and in no time you will get a raise.

Your kid is a screw up?   A little time with just you and your dog, I'm So Spoiled will provide you with the wisdom to fix your knucklehead kid in no time.

Have migraines?  A headache is never a problem when you listen to Solo Sue hack around a little briar patch by herself for a few hours.

Solo, solo, solo--surely this is the answer to everything.

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